They rousted me out of a deep sleep early this morning and told me they were coming to take me away…so I got up and brushed me teeth and slapped some deoderant on the pits. They wouldn’t let me eat any breakfast because the machines like to read a clean slate. So I got in a chair and started watching a movie.
8:30 came and went. 9:30…10:30…and at 10:45 the nurse told me that they couldn’t find the order and there were six people scheduled ahead of me, so my scan wouldn’t happen until sometime this afternoon.
Although they wouldn’t want me to eat some food, I still had some some Rice Krispies and a cold bagel.
You can’t beat that to get a good start on the day.
Luckily I had the chance to take a shower. They disconnected all the cables attached on my body. I had to look and feel clean. I’m confined in a single room, which is not really bad. I have the privacy I need, that is, whenever I need to scratch some part of my body, I don’t have to look around first. However, this isn’t my home. I guess, there’s still no place like home.
Last night the started giving me a blood thinner by way of a shot to the gut. For a minute there I thought they were kidding, but that’s where it goes. I may even have to learn how to do this myself, which I ain’t looking forward to. But you find out you’ll do a lot of things to keep ticking.
I read a little mail last night after I couldn’t find any good TV, and I got a bang out of this.
Dear Big Kahuna,
I have worked nights for years putting myself through school. Recently several people here have had problems when they got off work. I heard about your site from one of the secretaries here who showed me a couple of things she got from you. At first I thought she was a little nuts, but then I went to the site anyway.
I looked at everything but didn’t get anything. Then one night I went back to the site after reading an email you wrote about the Mace Pepper Gun. Something told me to get it, and also to getthe water cannisters to play with.
The item arrived within a few days. I tested it out, and eventually carried it around. I had to admit that I felt more confident than ever, and that was good. Last week, I had an encounter with two guys. They attempted to rob us while we were heading to our cars. Good thing I had my Mace Pepper Gun with me, and I had the chance to hit them with it. I did hit them. It was when I realized that they sounded like cats crying in pain because of electrocution. They were screaming so loud that folks from work asked us on what they should do. I told them to “Go home.”
That’s what we did, leaving the mooks on the street. I know you’ll have at least two more customers right quick.
I guess we need to stay aware and alert all the time.
Good thing to keep in mind.
Jimmy.
I’m very thankful for the letter Jimmy. I guess I should send you a Big Kahuna T-shirt soon.