The Big Kahuna’s trip to grandma’s house yesterday was partly a good one, and partly a bad one. It was when he was happily driving along the long road when his internal organs backfired. He pulled over, made a few howls, and eventually made it to the nearest hospital. Good thing for him, he got a dose of morphine he needed.
And so, for more than a day, he has been in a place where he wouldn’t want to stay, and what could be rather worse is that nobody can tell him what could have gone wrong while he was merrily travelling. It could have been a blood clot, or perhaps, a kidney infection.
It was quite disappointing when the cardiologists couldn’t even tell me what’s wrong, or what could have caused the excruciating pain while I was driving happily. All they could do was to give me a bunch of scary theories. The detail that made sense during that time was that the pain didn’t come from my heart. Although the heart is processing faster than usual, it was just a reaction to the pain I experienced from the right side of my body. I noticed that these cardiologists were just more than ready to conduct any gore operation when a certain circumstance signals them to.
So you can imagine how crushed they were when I asked for a gastro-enterologist. They almost acted as if they had never heard of such a thing. It’s a bit like asking for the doctor from another planet. But were talking about gall bladder, liver, kidneys, and all sorts of other plumbing that ain’t got jack to do with the heart.
I’m not looking down on cardiologists. In fact, my life was even saved when I suffered an acute heart attack a few months ago. Thanks to them, it took me only a few days to recover.
However, it would be necessary to know how to speak up, even in a place like the hospital.
It’s the same on the street. If you exude confidence, nobody will ever bother you. But if you walk with your shoulders slumped, looking at the ground, you’re a mark for any mook.
If you have been carrying the best self-defense tools around, then you wouldn’t even be scared walking down the street, even if there are mooks situated around. It would be easier for you to become more confident than ever. So, if you are very eager to learn about these self-defense tools, the Big Kahuna 3 are The Runt, The Wildfire Pepper Spray, and the Telescopic Steel Baton.
If you’re a right-handed person, The Runt would be best situated on your right hip, and the wildfire in your left jacket pouch. The Telescopic Steel Baton would also be helpful if it is placed in your back pocket.
The Mace Pepper Gun would be best situated wherein the dominant hand could easily reach. The ladies could use this. The Runt and the Hot Shot Stun Gun would also be a good backup when placed on the hip, and not in the purse or the bag. The Wildfire could also serve as another backup when all else fails.
I can see a bunch of mooks standing by some other doorway in the hospital. They seem to be scrutinizing my movements, perhaps waiting for some kind of chance to get in my way. If they attempt to do so, they’ll surely give in to the things I have in store for people like them.
Pretty soon, there would be a kind of unique electro experience they would just never forget.
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